deanwillrise:

Season 10 Promotional Photos

Jezzus. Warn a person, damn.

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OMG IT GOT BETTER.

They tried to take a cast of some old guy’s dick and the plaster they used won’t come off.

HAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Ugh it got way bad, way fast again. It’s just a bunch of guys talking about how many women they’ve slept with (keeping track in journals) and how important they are because of their dicks.

I’m watching a documentary about the Phallus Museum in Iceland. It was ok until it got to the discussions of getting a human penis on display. An American guy jumps in to donate because as a child he always wanted his penis, Elmo, to be famous.

What the fuck.

Kokedama is a Japanese art form that satisfies my deep lust for plants, crafts, round things and hanging things.  Instructions here.

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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634 tabs

Huh, that’s a new record for me. No wonder Firefox was crawling.

littleskrib:

God’s Creation - 2014

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This is my contribution to the upcoming season 10 in 10 days as well as my comeback as an artist - the days of waiting and crashings are over and I finally can draw without interruptions. I just love my new Laptop!

If anyone wonders what the enochian word means - it’s supposed to mean God’s creation, just like the title, but I have no idea if that’s right I have no clue about the language and asked a dictionary that seemed to be trustworthy - I hope for the best.

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angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

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  • Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • Asexual: I don't like sex.
  • Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.